Young men have funny ideas of what asari are like. I blame the extranet. And computer games.

Hey guys, remember when Ashley was like this? Oh BioWare, you so funny.

I think I have never sided with Lorik Qui’in once. How does it go if you side with him?

Your call, Commander, but I say we help.

Surprising to hear Ashley say that. Makes me wonder if you always get a squadmate to play the devil’s advocate here.

Anyhow, Gianna, you are lucky that Gideon wants revenge on Anoleis more than being annoyed at how he got tricked again. :p

Allow me to reintroduce myself. Parasini, Noveria Internal Affairs.

Gideon’s reaction:

I think they are both done.

Welp. Time for some Gideon finally. Where was he…


Savvy Turian…


Silly guard…


Sassy Ashley (Feat. Judgemental Eyebrows)…

Ah yes.


Trying so so hard to do a happy cover for Raleigh Shepard. BUT WHO GUESS MADE THEIR FANMIX TOO DEPRESSING. :p


Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me
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Thanks nonny! I will definitely go forth and spread your love around. <3


Here it is! The official announcement post of the Mass Effect Flash Big Bang!

Why Flash Big Bang? Because it’s gonna be short and sweet, to best accommodate students’ schedules and to keep people from burning out. :)

The Flashiness: Stories need only be 3,500 words! Short fluff piece you’ve always wanted to write? Think Horizon needs to be rewritten? A salarian’s POV on Virmire? Emily Wong’s last moments? Anything you want, as ambitious as you want - so long as you can meet these deadlines.

The Dates:

Author sign ups begin May 5th and end May 9th 
Author check ins are May 17th and May 24th 
Author final drafts are May 31st 

Artist sign ups begin June 2nd and end June 6th
Artist check ins are June 14th and June 21st
Artist final drafts are due June 28th 

Head on over to the LJ for all the nitty, gritty details! And if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to shoot us an ask or an email!